Cerita berlibur menggunakan i would like, I will, I'm going to, I would rather

I want to camping this month,and this is my first time i go camping and i would like to buy some food on street,and i will taking my time on my ride,and im falling after that im going to the hospital ,and then i would rather to murder a doctor foe some experiments,and the nurse say "what are you doing motherfuckers" and i say "I want to kiss your asshole" end.